Without my bald moments, I wouldn’t be me.

If I do not procrastinate, what will I do tomorrow?

Insanity is the spice of life, embrace your inner crazy self, because that’s what keeps life interesting.

I follow my dog’s advice on stressful situations on life, sniff, piss and walk away.

A large peg of whiskey is always a solution, even if there’s no problems.

Nothing like a large peg of whiskey to put me in mood… for another… and then another…

People don’t hate me for speaking the truth but because they’re not brave enough to listen.

I am now absolutely positive that I have no idea what I’m doing.